LL Cool J Takes Down Intruder

A burglar in Los Angeles picked the wrong house to break into early yesterday morning. The intruder tripped the alarm system of LL Cool J’s Studio City home and guess what? LL Cool J was there and ready to throw down.

The man tried to break in around 1 a.m. and got the surprise of his life when he looked up and was standing face to face with the tall and muscular LL Cool J. The intruder tried to get away, but LL Cool J took matters into his own hands and beat the crap out of the intruder. He was able to detain him while his daughter called 911.

When police arrived at the scene, they found the poor intruder with bruises all over and LL Cool J unharmed. He didn’t even have a single scratch on his body! The man was arrested on suspicion of burglary and is now trying to explain to all his jail buddies how he got manhandled by LL Cool J.

A spokesperson for the rapper/actor had this to say,

“LL Cool J, and his family, are safe and thank everyone for their thoughts and concern. As a father, husband and citizen, he is committed to keeping his family safe and is cooperating with authorities on this private matter.”

What have we learned from this story? If you’re going to break into a rapper’s house, make sure it’s someone skinny and frail, like Snoop Dogg.