Robert Pattinson and Kate Upton?

We all know Robert is heartbroken after finding out Kristen Stewart cheated on him. Getting cheated on is one of the WORST things ever, but we just might have something that will make Robert feel a whole lot better. It’s not a pill, it’s not chocolate and it doesn’t have anything to do with alcohol…it’s Kate Upton!

That’s right; Kate Upton told Life & Style that she would consider dating Robert Pattinson. From Life & Style:

Kristen Stewart may have broken Rob Pattinson’s heart, but the Twilight hunk has plenty of ladies lining up — one being gorgeous Sports Illustrated supermodel Kate Upton!

“I might be a little scared of a vampire, but yes, he’s cute!” Kate told Life & Style when asked if she’d ever date the heartthrob at the Samsung Galaxy Note 10.1 launch party in NYC on Aug.15.

Oh, snap! Kate Upton is the only cure for a broken heart and I am speaking from experience. Last week, my date stood me up, so I went home and spent the evening with Kate Upton — and by that I mean I googled “Kate Upton Photos” and turned off all of the lights. Is that a little creepy? Sure, but it helped me get through that very lonely night.

Just imagine how amazing it would have been if Kate Upton was physically present! Robert has a chance to actually experience that, and he better take advantage of it. It’d also be awesome if they would film the entire thing…to get revenge on Kristen Stewart, of course. Not because I’d want to watch it or anything like that; only perverts watch filth like that…