Ryan Lochte to Trademark Horrible Catchphrase

We all know Ryan Lochte is not exactly the brightest person in the world, and he is making sure we never forget it by filing paperwork to trademark his catchphrase, “Jeah.”  Which is just like “yeah” but with a J!

Ryan has already started selling “Jeah” merchandise on his website. Selling t-shirts, hats and even “Jeah” sunglasses. So, if you want to get someone a horrible Christmas present, head on over to Ryan’s website and buy a few items! You could probably even claim the purchase was for charity. Ryan claims that he got the idea from Young Jeezy, who has been known to scream “Chea!” in his songs.

The application for the trademark is still pending, but we’re pretty sure it will be approved. They wouldn’t turn down an Olympic gold medalist, would they? Didn’t they pass some kind of law that allows gold medal winners to do whatever the heck they want?

Jeah, I think they did.