Selena Gomez Eats KFC

Selena Gomez did the unthinkable Friday afternoon; she went to KFC and had herself some fried chicken! At least, I think they still serve chicken at KFC? It might really be fried possum or something, who knows? Anyway, Selena and her girlfriends treated themselves to some fried chicken for lunch on Friday and then went shopping at Nordstrom.

Justin Bieber was not with her, which just adds fuel to all the rumors that claim Justin and Selena are close to breaking up. Every week there is a new story claiming that Selena is tired of Justin’s “new” attitude. The National Enquirer claims that Selena has seen a “change” in Bieber and says that Bieber has gotten too full of himself.

I don’t believe that story for one simple reason; Justin has always been full of himself! All celebrities have big heads,  it’s just something that happens to a person when they have screaming fans and millions of dollars. The real story here is that Selena Gomez went to KFC!

Really Selena, really? You couldn’t have gone to Popeye’s or something? I don’t even eat KFC and I am a broke nobody! The last time I went to KFC was a few years back when they first introduced the ‘famous bowl’ which really should be named the ‘throw a bunch of sh*t in a bowl…bowl’

I took a few bites of that thing and immediately felt like a fat-ass, but I couldn’t stop eating it. I ate the whole thing and cried for about two hours after eating it. I promised myself I would never eat there again and I’ve kept my promise.