Stacy Keibler: The New Host Of…

Supermarket Superstars! What? You’ve never heard of Supermarket Superstars? Don’t worry; we’re pretty sure no one has heard of Supermarket Superstars. In fact, we’re pretty sure Stacy Keibler doesn’t even know what the heck the show is.

Luckily for her, we did some research and have found out that it’s going to be a new reality show on Lifetime. Inventors will pitch their “great” ideas to a panel of experts, in hopes to have their inventions manufactured and sold in a major grocery store. Lifetime has ordered 10 episodes for the first season and that will likely be all that this show gets. It’s possible it might get a second season, but that is only because guys will want to watch Stacy Keibler on their 52-inch flat screen television.

Guys can only watch Lifetime for so long, though. Eventually, their eyes will start to bleed and they will start to sit down when they go pee — then they’ll watch a movie with Tim Allen in it and everything will be back to normal.