Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Engaged!

We’re not sure why every website online seems to be so “shocked” by this news, considering Brad and Angelina have basically been married for seven years now. We all know marriage is just a label, anyway. Brad’s manager, Cynthia Pett-Dante released a statement confirming the engagement, but says there is no wedding date yet. Right now, the engagement is just a “promise for the future.” (Isn’t adopting 23456 children kind of a promise to the future, too?)

The two love-birds first met while they were filming, ’Mr. & Mrs. Smith’ in 2005. They had previously said that they would NOT get married ‘til gay people could get married, but admitted that their children really wanted them to get married.

Well, congratulations! Hopefully the wedding happens before 2019! Our fingers are crossed.