Say Bye-Bye to Pregnant Hilary Duff!

For those of you with weird fetishes who think women are sexy when pregnant…well we have some bad news for you. Hilary Duff finally had her baby Tuesday night! The 24 year old singer had a healthy baby boy who weighed in at seven pounds six ounces, which is surprising to us. Considering how big her baby bump was! Hilary and her husband Mike Comrie announced the news on Hilary’s website,

“Tuesday evening, we became proud parents of a healthy 7 pound 6 ounce beautiful boy. We are overjoyed and feel like the luckiest parents in the world. He is surrounded by so much love!! Mom and baby are both doing extremely well.”

Hilary’s sister, Haylie took to Twitter to congratulate her sister. “Congrats to @HilaryDuff and Mike! We are so blessed to welcome Luca in to the world! #proudaunt”

Sounds like they are all excited, huh? Just ‘til they take the little brat home and he keeps them up all night. Then he’ll grow up to be a teenager and spend all their money. Why would anyone be excited about having a kid? It’s like being excited that someone just took a dump on your chest, there is nothing good about it.

…but congratulations.