Courtney Stodden Wears a Bikini!!!

Oh, that’s not news? Oh, well. It may not be new, but it’s still worth talking about, right?

Courtney Stodden tried her hand at surfing recently, though it was really more of a photo op… just like every other time she’s out in public.

She hit the waves in an American flag bikini, and what an American she is. Honestly, though. Our country is based off of freedoms, and who has more freedom than a seventeen year old girl who’s married to a wealthy old dude? Yup… quite the little American, she is.

She also showed recently that she’s an American idiot. When she launched her new website — all about her, of course — she showed that maybe she should’ve stayed in school instead of parading around in silver lipstick and mini skirts from the eighties with her old perverted grandpa of a husband. She spelled her own name wrong!!! Who freakin’ does that? Courtney Stodden, that’s who. Courtney Stodden — a sodden idiot!!!