Are Heidi and Spencer Trying To Score More Reality TV Time?

If there’s one thing in this world that I hate more than Heidi Montag… it’s Spencer Pratt. For years I watched this couple, and for years I couldn’t stand them. I’m sure I’m not the only one that despises the couple but can’t help but watch their nonsense – which is probably why producers of ‘Relationship Rehab’ approached the world’s most hated couple.

Yep, that’s right; Speidi was approached by the producers of the show to ‘work out their relationship problems’ on screen. Honestly, they’d probably be the first couple I approached too, because it’s obvious that they’re terrible for each other… and America. But, while co-reality slut Linda Hogan jumped at the opportunity to score a little more tube time, Speidi straight up declined the offer. Why, you ask? According to Spencer and Heidi, ‘they’re actually on great terms … and don’t have any issues to work out.’ Wow…

Sources told TMZ that Speidi actually considered doing the show, thinking that ‘ the show was actually about working out together … as in yoga, or something like it. They had no idea it was for couples with real issues.’ Oh. My. God. So, not only are they in denial, thinking they have a functioning and healthy relationship, but they’re also complete fucking morons. Well… like we didn’t already know that, right?

According to MailOnline, ‘In an interview with The Daily Beast, Heidi and Spencer admitted their break-up, divorce petition and eventual reconciliation was all staged in a last-ditch effort to hold on to their fame.’ Hmm… I don’t know if I would have admitted that, Speidi. Of course, as I just said, you have already proven yourselves to be idiotic fuck-ups, so why am I surprised?