Kate Beckinsale’s Mother Walks into Airport with Dildo

Sounds too good to be true, doesn’t it? Well, it’s not. It turns out that Kate Beckinsale is not only insanely beautiful; she also has a great sense of humor. Just read the hilarious story below, brought to you by Contact Music:

 

Kate Beckinsale once forced her mother to “dump” a large rubber penis at a Montreal, Canada airport after a saucy prank went awry. Beckinsale explains:

“We’d sort of had a little bit of an argument and she was leaving… and my make-up artist had given me… for Easter – I don’t know why – this enormous penis… a rubber one… it was quite wobbly… It was definitely decorative… It wasn’t functional. I kept on stashing it in my trailer… and I thought, ‘I’m just gonna put it in her hand luggage when she goes to the airport and maybe that’ll somehow cheer us up,’ so I did that.

“I was gonna let it get to that point but my make-up artist was so horrified that I’d done it… I had to call her up and say, ‘Look, I’m really sorry, but just look in your bag.’ She went, ‘Oh my God, Kate, I can’t believe you’ve done it…. What am I going to do with it?’ I think she had to somehow… dump it at the airport… She said she dumped it.”

That might be the most amazing story, ever. You would think with her being a popular, sexy celebrity that she would be stuck-up and would have a horrible sense of humor. It turns out she is like the female version of Seth Rogen. Who else would stuff a large dildo into their mother’s luggage? I just wonder if anyone found this dildo at the airport, can you imagine that? Someone might be holding a dildo touched by the magic hands of Kate Beckinsale.

Some lesbian is really happy right now.