Kate Gosselin abandons coupon job after four days

“Fuck coupons!! Now who wants to see me stick my hand in this crocodile’s mouth? I’ll do it for 100 bucks. Ok, 50??”

Kate Gosselin sucks at actually working for a living, because here she is in Brisbane, Australia pretending to care about that crocodile hunter who died doing crazy shit with lions and alligators. Apparently someone invited her to be part of the Steve Irvin day at the Australian Zoo which was reason enough to dump her 4-day old job at CouponCabin.com and fly across the world to pretend she actually gives a rat’s ass about wildlife. “Ouch! This fucking koala just bit my finger off. Die you son of a bitch!! What? We’re on camera??? Please, I beg of you, save the koalas!! They are our future!”