Kate Gosselin has a new job blogging about…coupons

Oh how the soulless freak control has fallen. Do I hear a shrill??

Here’s Kate Gosselin with her $2 coupon bag going from door to door trying to convince businesses coupons are a goldmine that if used wisely they can magically afford you your two nannies, two housekeepers, an assistant, a bodyguard, a $1.3million estate and private school for 8 rugrats. Kate’s who’s first day on the job yesterday included a stop at the tanning salon (orange sells more coupons) will start her blog on CouponCabin.com on Nov. 22, just in time for those much needed Thanksgiving savings. Listen, we get it, she has a lot of mouths to feed since her gravy train came to a screeching halt in September, but how far can this gig take her? I’m giving her a week or two before she seriously starts considering selling a kid or two to the black market.”Honey, I promise it won’t hurt. And you do have two of them kidneys, so what did the good Lord say about giving, hah??”