Kim Kardashian, Have You Ever Heard the Joke About the Chick Rolled in Flour?

This story is incredibly concerning… while being absolutely hysterical! I myself was not aware that fans could get so close to a red carpet that they could touch the object of their besotment, but apparently I was wrong.

Kim Kardashian was out in West Hollywood at the London Hotel promoting her new fragrance line She was waltzing her booty across the red carpet when disaster struck. Well, disaster for a multi-million dollar heiress type, I suppose.

Kim Kardashian was bombed with a white powder, her entire head and back covered. Now, the concerning part is that this could’ve easily been a white powder of another kind. Because of this, the fire and police departments were called out.

The hysterical part is that it wasn’t. It was found to be plain old cooking flour. NIIIICE! The female flour bomber screamed out ‘Fur hag!’ as she chucked the flour all over Kim. Without that little line, her actions would’ve been lost in translation a bit. I mean, how does one go from ‘She wears fur and I don’t like it’ to ‘Let’s throw flour on the bitch’??? It’s a wonder.

But, Kim, seemingly prepared for anything, went into a private room, shook herself off, and walked back out. She decided NOT to file charges on the flour fiend. Wow… shocker!