Megan Fox Pregnant With First Child?

According to Star magazine, Megan Fox is pregnant! According to the report, Megan and her husband Brian Austin Green are very excited about the pregnancy. “They just found out and are incredibly excited.” A source close to the couple told the magazine, noting that the pregnancy was a surprise.

Megan already has a little bit of practice in this area because she has been a step mom to Green’s 10-year-old son, who he had with ex Vanessa Marcil. “Megan has become a great step mom, and Brain knows she’ll be wonderful with the baby.” the source said. Don’t expect Fox to break the news anytime soon, though. “It’s still early, so they are only telling close friends and family members” the source continued.

Noooooo! No! No! What about her beautiful body? What will happen to it? It’s never going to be same; she was the last “perfect” hottie left! Jessica Alba has already ruined everything by having kids, sure she still looks hot…but it’s just not the same. Something happens when a hot chick has a baby, something terrible happens. A little bit of hotness dies in us all! Hotness is becoming endangered…thanks to faulty condoms and Mcdonalds.

What does Mcdonalds have to with it? We’re not sure, but it just feels right blaming them for everything.