Is Perez Hilton Dead???

That’s what Twitter is saying. In fact, RIP Perez Hilton is a trending topic right at this moment. Upon hearing the news, I immediately jumped onto a search engine, silently praying ‘Please, say it ain’t so. Please, say it ain’t so.’

But, after typing in the words ‘Perez Hilton dies’ I was relieved and perturbed to find that there was absolutely nothing, nada, niete. No one was talking about it; so, what to do… Go to the source, that’s what. So, clicking on the trending link in Twitter, what did I find? Thousands of tweets saying that the annoying and flamboyant Perez Hilton won’t be missed. And, while that’s mean, it’s also quite hysterical.

But, there was one tweet that caught my eye… the one from Perez Hilton himself that said, ‘Yes!!!!!!! RIP Perez Hilton is trending!!! First @Cher, now ME! I LOVE it!!!!’ Wow… really, dude? And I was actually worried about your ass. Hmph.

So, to all of you Perez lovers, he’s not dead… just an ass. And to all of you Perez haters — well, better luck next time.