Ryan Gosling and Vanessa Hudgens?

We all know Ryan Gosling is currently dating Eva Mendes and by date I mean, “Having hot passionate sex.” But, apparently Vanessa Hudgens wants a little ride on the Gosling train. This according to the New York Post:

Eva Mendes, watch your back — Vanessa Hudgens has a crush on Ryan Gosling. At the Oster Media Presents Leila Shams party at Westway on Thursday night, the petite former “High School Musical” actress was cooing about the “Drive” star, currently dating Mendes. When asked about her Oscar picks, Hudgens was overheard saying: “I just adore Ryan Gosling. I love him, and I loved that movie Drive.”

Doesn’t it make you sick? How Ryan Gosling could have sex with pretty much any woman he wanted? I am not exaggerating either. If Ryan Gosling wanted to bang your mom, he would be doing it right now. Ryan Gosling would be banging your mom and there would be nothing you could do about it.

Don’t worry, though. With chicks like Eva and Vanessa after him, I am sure your mom is safe. If I were Ryan, I’d look more into this Vanessa Hudgens business. Maybe he could convince them to share? Eva gets him during the week and Vanessa gets him on weekends. Sounds fair enough, right?