Samuel L. Jackson Says He Voted for Obama “Because He’s Black”

Are you ready for some news that has nothing to do with the Grammys and nothing to do with Whitney Houston? Me too. So, let’s talk about how idiotic Samuel L. Jackson is.

In an interview with Ebony, Jackson said: “I voted for Barack because he’s black. ‘Cuz that’s why other folks vote for people, because they look like him…That’s American politics, pure and simple. [Obama’s] message didn’t mean [bleep] to me.”

Huh? I’m not sure if he is serious or not. I feel like he is trolling because that is the only way to explain this outburst. Jackson continues on his rant by dropping the n-word…a lot.

“Because…what’s a [bleep]? A [bleep] is scary. Obama ain’t scary at all. [Bleeps] don’t have beers at the white house. [Bleeps] don’t let some white dude, while in the middle of a speech, call him a liar. A [bleep] would’ve stopped right there and said, ‘Who the f**k said that?’ I hope Obama gets scary in the next four years, ‘cuz he ain’t gotta worry about getting re-elected.”

Congrats, Mr. Jackson. You have left me completely speechless; I have no idea what to say about that. Mainly because I just can’t take it seriously. It sounds like he is getting ready for a new role, doesn’t it? You know where he plays an “angry badass” and says “motherf**ker” like 15 times? You would think he would have that role down.

But, you know what they say, “Practice makes motherf**ker perfect!”