Saturday’s Miscellaneous Junk You Might Like — 1/14/12

Hello everybody, and Happy Saturday! Welcome to Saturday’s Miscellaneous Junk You Might Like for the 14th January! Thank you so much for coming back! Enjoy!

People are stupid. lol. Sorry, but it’s true. DailyMail, a UK news site, has posted a story about — what else? — Nicole Kidman’s feet!!! Are you freakin’ kidding me?! I cannot believe that her feet actually got a story all to themselves; that’s just ridiculous! And why did her feet get their very own story? Because, after she was done promoting her new HBO movie Hemingway & Gellhorn at the Television Critics Association winter tour, she decided to kick off her heels and go barefoot. Um… so effin’ WHAT!!! Who gives a damn if the actress took her shoes off? I don’t. And I don’t get it. Even better, though was the fact that this was one of their featured stories! And their headline for the story: ‘The usually pristine Nicole Kidman kicks off her heels and goes barefoot after promoting with Clive Owen’ Really, guys? Really?

In other news… The American Beauty is going through a very American divorce… after only eighteen months. Actress Mena Suvari, the hottie from the nineties movie American Beauty, has filed for divorce from her hubby Simone Sestito. She will appear in the upcoming American Pie movie, American Reunion, set to release in April. Yeah… that’s about the most interesting part of this little story.

Blue Ivy, the baby who has everything. And now — she even has her very own pot!!! Yeah, I’m totally not kidding about that either. TMZ has reported that Blue Ivy pot has been ‘sprouting up in LA Pot Shops.’ Wow, that’s just disgusting. What the hell is wrong with people? So, now, not only is baby Blue Ivy the youngest person to ever be on the Billboard 100 (after her cries could be heard on Jay-Z’s new song) but she’s now the youngest person to ever have a brand of weed named after her. That’s just freakin’ sick!

We all assume, for the most part, that hip-hop stars embellish on their lives a bit, right? They have wives and they have families, so we automatically assume that they aren’t always out smoking weed and hittin’ up hot bitches. But, apparently, the Wu Tang Clan isn’t kidding around. FBI files have recently been brought to light that show that Wu Tang definitely isn’t all talk. Ninety-four pages details that ’the WTC is heavily involved in the sale of drugs, illegal guns, weapons possession, murder, carjacking and other types of violent crime.’ They’ve also been accused of laundering money from their record labels and having some serious connections with the Bloods. So, I guess it’s safe to say that you shouldn’t mess with the WTC, cause they don’t fuck around…

Ellen DeGeneres may have some ‘splainin to do when she gets home to Portia. Why? Because, it looked like she was having a bit too much fun with Sofia Vergara on the set of her show. In the Ellen Show that will air on the sixteenth of this month, Ellen and Sofia are supposed to do a make-up makeover. But, it seems that Ellen simply couldn’t help herself, putting her arms around Sofia and slathering her face with the make-up as they both giggled uncontrollably. Um, yeah… if I were Portia, I’d be kicking Ellen’s ass!!!