Snooki Would Vote for Donald Trump?

Snooki is known for making horrible decisions and this decision is no different. Recently in an interview Snooki said, “I thought Trump was gonna run. But he’s not right? I would endorse him and vote for him.” Of course you would, Snooki. You know what is sad, though? There are millions of people out there just like her! They know nothing about politics or history, so they vote for the person they recognize or have seen on TV.

Donald Trump would be one giant turd in the Oval Office, a giant turd with shit covered kernels of corn left behind by Obama and Bush.  But, I better stop talking about this now before I go into a big rant no one cares about.

Snooki also talked about her boxing adventures in the interview. Apparently she is currently promoting a boxing team, why is she promoting a boxing team? Well she said, “I do love the movie ’Rocky’ and I see myself as a business woman and want to get involved in everything I can. Boxing is just another thing I am excited to learn about and get into.”

So, basically she knows her Jersey Shore fame can only last so long, and she wants to make sure she takes advantage of every business opportunity she can while she is still, “famous.”

I guess she is not as stupid as I thought.