Tuesday’s Miscellaneous Junk that Pisses Me Off!!! 1/17/12

Yeah… I’m thinking that title may fit me a bit better. What do you guys think? I dunno. We’ll give it a whirl and see how it pans out. So, enjoy the Miscellaneous Junk that Pisses Me Off!!!

Kermit the Kasey Kahl is an even bigger douche than I thought he was! As I reported to you yesterday, Kasey had been arrested outside a Fresno nightclub. For what reason, I did not yet know. But, it was recently released that Kasey had repeatedly bashed a dude’s face in before he then hit the guy’s girlfriend, bloodying her nose. Apparently, the drunken douche had been pestering the couple the entire evening, constantly telling the woman that he had banged one of her friends. When the couple tried to leave the club, Kasey followed. After the boyfriend finally told Kasey to stop ribbeting at his girlfriend (well… not in those exact words…), the fight was on. Kasey was the aggressor in the scrap, though he denies it… of course. And, when the girlfriend tried to intervene and break up the fight, Kasey hit her in the face. And, when it was all said and done and Kasey was at the station being interviewed, he had the narcissistic audacity to tell the cop multiple times that he was a ‘celebrity.’ Oh, how I cannot stand this man. This– this DOUCHE!!!

Anthony Bourdain ripped Paula Deen a new one on — where else? — Twitter!!! Apparently, the Kitchen Confidential author and chef is super pissed at Paula because she has recently admitted to having Diabetes. Um… yeah!  Half of the fat people in this country have Diabetes! But, it’s not that she has Diabetes that has set Bourdain off. No, it’s that he feels she kept it from her audience and fed them food that was bad for them, even knowing that the high-fat, high-sugar content of her food wasn’t healthy. Bourdain tweeted ‘Thinking of getting into the leg-breaking business, so I can profitably sell crutches later’ and has also said that Deen was ‘proud of the fact that her food is f**king bad for you.’ Okay, news flash, Bourdain, you ignorant fuck: Those who watch her show are ADULTS! We make our own decisions on what to put in our mouths… and what comes out of them! What an idiot! What? You think that if she didn’t show diabetics how to make their own fat filled food that they wouldn’t go out and just buy it themselves? Come on! Get real, dude; it’s not her fault.

A Jeopardy contestant made a big fat whoopsie when he answered the trivia question ‘A blow to the back of the neck is the punch named for this animal.’ The contestant buzzed in and said, ‘What is a donkey?’ PAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! The funny thing is that, technically, he was correct! A donkey punch actually is a punch to the back of the head or neck… it’s just during… well, look it up. But, what they were going for was actually a rabbit punch, which is a boxing move. Oh… that’s just too damn funny. So, I guess this story doesn’t really piss me off… it just damn near made me piss my pants.

For the first time since Lamar Odom was traded by the Lakers to the Dallas Mavericks, he walked onto the Lakers court at the Staples Center… and all to a welcome he may not have expected. When Odom walked out onto his former home court wearing his crispy new blue jersey, the LA fans threw themselves to their feet, giving the former Laker a standing ovation. How-freaking-awesome!!! I don’t even want to go into the trading of Odom or any other players, because that whole practice just ticks me straight off. But, I think it’s friggin’ hysterical that Lakers fans gave Odom a standing O; even Jack Nicholson, the crotchety fuck he is, rose to his arthritic feet for the Mav player. Well, good. I hope those Laker bastards are feelin’ pretty ashamed of themselves right about now. ;D

I hope you guys enjoyed the Miscellaneous Junk that Pisses Me Off!!! Don’t forget to come back tomorrow… I’m sure I’ll have more madness cooked up for you by then.