98 Degrees Is Going Back On Tour!

That’s right, Ladies. The popular boy band, ‘98 Degrees’ will be reuniting and putting together a 15-city tour. So, you might want to start washing those panties of yours. Don’t be the woman, who throws some dirty panties on stage, you want them to be smell good and be stain free.

Jeff Timmons, Justin Leffre, Nick Lachey and Drew Lachey all will be coming back to the stage one more time to melt the hearts of 30-year-old single women everywhere. You will get to hear favorites like, “Because of You” and “Give Me Just One Night (Una Noche). The rumors of the band getting back together started when their website was updated for the first time in a decade, with a new design and logo.

Why the sudden reunion tour? Is it because they need money? No. Is it because they just missed each other so much? No. It’s because Nick Lachey doesn’t want to deal with his pregnant wife! I’d be trying to go on tour, too! He has the perfect excuse…just think…

Vanessa Lachey: Honey, can you go get me some spicy egg rolls, that one magazine I really like and a few shakes from Mcdonalds. Oh, also, when you get back, my feet need to be massaged again.

Nick Lachey: I’m so sorry baby. I am leaving on tour for a few months, I’ll be back when the baby gets out of the whole “crying phase.” Love ya!

What a pimp.