Courtney Stodden: White Trash of the Sea [UPDATED WITH VIDEO!!!]

Forget Chicken of the Sea, try White Trash of the Sea… though there’s a pretty good chance that Courtney Stodden resembles tuna in at least one way… and it’s not the tail she’s sporting.

But, even though her attire would be more fitted to a tuna commercial — or a porn remake of Little Mermaid — it’s actually for an internet ad for the website creditscore.com. Wow… movin’ on up aren’t you, Courtney?

The seventeen year old has been clamoring for stardom for years, starting with her trashy and horrid version of a ‘country song’ when she was a mere fifteen years old. But, in all honesty, it’s quite sad that she thought marrying the jerk from Green Mile, fifty-one year old Doug Hutchison, would actually help her up that ladder.

But, back on the subject of Courtney’s merskank commercial, it starts out with two boys fishing. The boys, unable to catch their dinner caught another kind of stinky fish — Courtney. She emerges from the water all sparkly and skanky and says ‘OMG. I’m so… wet.’ Hmm, wet? No. Slimy? Certainly.

UPDATE

Wayull, isn’t this interesting? The Daily Fix has just learned that, apparently, Courtney’s mermaid ‘commercial’ was nothing more than a contest entry for FreeCreditScore.com to become their new spokesperson — not an actual endorsed internet commercial. This was news that The Daily Fix just got a hold of. But, there’s more.

Not only was this commercial a contest entry, but it was a losing one! Yes, you heard that correctly; Courtney Stodden was flat out rejected for the spokesperson opening with Free Credit Score. But, she’s not bothered by it. In fact, she says there’s a very simple explanation as to why she wasn’t chosen for the role: ‘Even though my commercial went viral internationally and was the most popular, I am apparently too dang sexy for FreeCreditScore.com.’ Wow… does her vanity never end?