Everything You Need to Know About the Grammys Wrapped Up In a Poem!

Bruce Springsteen opened up the show

L.L. Cool J came out to host

Why? We don’t know.

There was a prayer for Whitney Houston

A very sad moment indeed

But the show must go on…

 

Lady Gaga had a net on her head

It was mildly amusing

And heavily confusing

Bruno Mars and his hair played a tune

Making all the girls in the audience swoon

Does anyone else think he is the perfect shade of brown?

Chris Brown told everyone to turn up the music

But all I wanted to do was turn it down.

 

 

 

Rihanna performed and tried to sell her sex

But when she started dancing she looked like a T-Rex

Foster the People murdered The Beach Boys

Taylor Swift continued to wonder why everyone is so mean

She received a standing ovation and put on her, “I’m so shocked” routine.

 

 

A Smurf came out and performed one of Katy Perry’s songs

The Band Perry was freaking creepy and their hair was just wrong

Glen Campbell

A true cowboy graced the stage

He still rocked the joint

And said a big “F**k You” to old age.

 

 

Bon Iver won a well-deserved Grammy

Jennifer Hudson showed off her beautiful voice

And everyone in the building rejoiced

Oh and before I say farewell

I should probably tell you about Adele

She won all six awards she was nominated for

Including album of the year

I am not sure how to end this poem

So I will just end it here.