Everything You Need to Know About the Grammys Wrapped Up In a Poem!
Bruce Springsteen opened up the show
L.L. Cool J came out to host
Why? We don’t know.
There was a prayer for Whitney Houston
A very sad moment indeed
But the show must go on…
Lady Gaga had a net on her head
It was mildly amusing
And heavily confusing
Bruno Mars and his hair played a tune
Making all the girls in the audience swoon
Does anyone else think he is the perfect shade of brown?
Chris Brown told everyone to turn up the music
But all I wanted to do was turn it down.
Rihanna performed and tried to sell her sex
But when she started dancing she looked like a T-Rex
Foster the People murdered The Beach Boys
Taylor Swift continued to wonder why everyone is so mean
She received a standing ovation and put on her, “I’m so shocked” routine.
A Smurf came out and performed one of Katy Perry’s songs
The Band Perry was freaking creepy and their hair was just wrong
A true cowboy graced the stage
He still rocked the joint
And said a big “F**k You” to old age.
Bon Iver won a well-deserved Grammy
Jennifer Hudson showed off her beautiful voice
And everyone in the building rejoiced
Oh and before I say farewell
I should probably tell you about Adele
She won all six awards she was nominated for
Including album of the year
I am not sure how to end this poem
So I will just end it here.