Ke$ha has Big Balls? Confirmed!

We always had a sneaking suspicion that Ke$ha had balls and now she has finally admitted it! Not just any ol’ balls either, Ke$ha says she has big balls. The 24 year old “singer” spoke to ‘Glamour’ recently and let it all hang out.

“I know that I have balls. I have bigger balls than a lot of men I meet. I’m just a ballsy mother**ker. I’m not afraid of pushing boundaries. That’s what you have to do to become an icon.”  Ke$ha said.

An icon? Slow your roll, Ke$ha. You’ve had a few songs that were popular, for what reason we don’t know. The lyrics make no sense, and the vocals are terrible at best. Of course, one could argue that crappy music is “in” right now and no one knows crappy music like Ke$ha.

Ke$ha was asked if there was a big gap between her actions in real life and her actions on stage (drinking men’s blood and dancing with a giant bouncing penis.)

“I’m just very amused by five year old humor. Don’t get me wrong: I do destroy men on a weekly basis. It’s like a hobby. I’m like a praying mantis. They f**k me, and then I eat them.”

Really? Is that how it goes? What about that picture of you with a pile of man chowder on your chest? If by “eat them” you mean forcefully swallow…then you sure do eat them right up. And, I bet you do destroy the men you have sex with. They probably leave your hotel room with all kinds of diseases; you probably do destroy their sex life.

…yeah Ke$ha you are well on your way to becoming an icon. Congrats.