First Pics of Baby Blue Ivy — But… Is that REALLY Their Baby?
Wow… so this is the richest baby in the world, huh? Well, it is easy to see that she is a beautiful girl, but… does she look a thing like Beyonce or Jay-Z? Honestly? Yes, yes, that’s no way to truly tell if she’s truly child, but still… it seems that something is a wee bit fishy may be going on here.
In fact, in a TMZ poll that asked that very question, 62% of the 60,000 voters said, Yes, something does seem a bit off. ‘Why?’ you’re asking, right? Well, let’s break this down…
REASONS THAT BABY BLUE’S BIRTH IS A BIT FISHY
1. Of course, the number one reason — the collapsing tummy pic of Beyonce on an Australian show during her pregnancy. That in itself would suggest that she wasn’t pregnant, but was actually wearing a prosthetic baby bump and planning a very secretive adoption.
2. Beyonce only stayed in her multi-million dollar renovated hospital room for two days after having Blue Ivy. These pics are obviously taken in that room. Yet… look at Beyonce. Not a hair out of place, bright eyed, with even a coat of blue polish on her nails. Why is this so weird, many are asking, yes? Because, NO mother would look this good within forty-eight hours after birth — NOT ONE!
3. Ah, and now for the real clincher: That baby looks a little older than one-two days old. If that baby were that old, she wouldn’t be able to open her eyes as well as she is in these photos. Why? Because, after babies are born, nasty goopy stuff is put in their eyes for medical reasons, creating a greasy sheen on their face and — obviously — goop in their eyes. This cherub faced baby has neither, but is instead wide eyed and very attentive — also something no newborn is capable of.
But, nevertheless, whether this child is biologically related to Jay-Z and Beyonce or not, one thing is for sure: she is sure to be a spoiled rotten, much loved child… who also happens to be the heir to the hip-hop thrown.