Tony Parker Suing Nightclub!

Tony Parker clearly doesn’t have enough money! Sure, he plays in the NBA and has millions of dollars, but he needs more! Which is why he is suing the nightclub where Chris Brown and Drake’s brawl took place. How much is he suing them for? $20 million! All because he was hit by shards of glass and he suffered a little laceration to his cornea.

He filed the lawsuit Thursday in NY State Supreme Court against W.i.P. Nightclub. He states in the lawsuit that the club’s security was negligent for allowing a brawl to ever happen. The owner of the club has not been served with papers, but we are sure that will change really soon.

Parker’s lawyer, David Jaroslawicz, said the extent of Parker’s wounds aren’t yet known and added that eye injuries “certainly don’t improve your outside shot.”

America, right? The only place in the world where a scratched cornea could land you $20 million.