Teen Mom Cast: Show me the Money!

Apparently it pays to be a teen mom…who knew? Being a teen mom 20 years ago would only get you kicked out of the house, but now? It gets you on MTV and $100,000 a year!

Let’s start off with Jenelle. She smokes pot and fights for a living, how much does MTV pay her to do it? $75,000 a season and her mom makes $65,000 a season! That explains why her mom puts up with so much of her bullshit. For $65,000 I’d let her live in my house, too!

Catelynn and Tyler both make a lot of money. In fact they just bought their moms a new car and Tyler even paid for his sister to get a boob job….cause that isn’t weird, at all.

And Leah Messer said she believes she could make $100,000 just from her wedding and she makes the most each season out of all the girls because she held out the longest on her contract. It’s just a shame she couldn’t hold out in the bedroom.

But, wait! There is more. Apparently, Jenelle receives lots of gift cards to places like Olive Garden from MTV. Wow, right? Olive Garden? What’s next? Red Lobster? Dominos?