This Is Why You Can’t Lose Weight

Many countries hate on America calling us lazy and obese.  I see a lot of people trying to stay healthy and get fit by exercising, eating healthy etc…and then it dawns on me.  We’re planning to survive the Apocalypse and re-populate the Earth by living off our fat reserves.  Dec 2012, the end of the Mayan calendar and also the fattest we’ve ever been according to Health Now Magazine. Coincidence?  See, I knew there was a reason to this insanity.  This is why you can’t lose weight…it’s for the salvation of future man!  I never understood why the sudden craze in Wii and Kinect games…if we really wanted to lose weight, we could just go  outside.  But, by “playing” inside, we are staying connected through the network as we pretend to be health minded.  We are able to eat often, while throwing the enemy off our scent.  Well played.  Well played.

The first rule about FAT Club, is never to talk about FAT Club.