Kitchen Table Sex? Pass The K-Y Jam
I am open to trying new things, but this made me throw up a little. It looks like the stuff you can’t quite shake out of a Spam can. Johnson & Johnson, the maker of the personal lubricant brand most of us know as K-Y Jelly, came up with K-Y Jam back in 2009. Why am I talking about it now? Because someone gave me some to put on my toast. I thought it was a joke. I wish it was a joke. “Our new K-Y Jam contains no additives and is made from only the finest natural ingredients, resulting in a luscious blend that’s packed with rich, jammy goodness,” Tee-Hee, ’Jammy Goodness’… I’m going to say that as often as I can from now on.