Kitchen Table Sex? Pass The K-Y Jam

I am open to trying new things, but this made me throw up a little.  It looks like the stuff you can’t quite shake out of a Spam can.  Johnson & Johnson, the maker of the personal lubricant brand most of us know as K-Y Jelly,  came up with K-Y Jam back in 2009.  Why am I talking about it now?  Because someone gave me some to put on my toast.  I thought it was a joke.  I wish it was a joke.  “Our new K-Y Jam contains no additives and is made from only the finest natural ingredients, resulting in a luscious blend that’s packed with rich, jammy goodness,”  Tee-Hee,  ’Jammy Goodness’… I’m going to say that as often as I can from now on.

Just Kidding ... It's not real.