The Daily Fix-ation for 1/23/12

Updated: January 24, 2012

Welcome one and all to the January 23rd edition of The Daily Fix-ation! There are a couple juicy ones on the docket for today… plus one rotten one. But, hey, you take the good with the bad, right? And, boy, is this one bad. But, let’s check out the hotties first, shall we?

Kristen Bell — Dear Heavens, this chick is so hot, her hotness nearly hurts my eyes. And, she’s even hotter in black and white… if you can believe that. The 31 year old (yeah, I know, right?!) ditched her goodie two shoes role and rocked some leather for Flaunt Magazine, giving them more they expected in the racy photoshoot. In her interview with the mag, Kristen talked of ‘giving up perfection.’ Well, sorry, sweetie, because with a body like that… you’re all about perfection!

Mylène Jampanoï — Wow! Even though French actress Mylène Jampanoï is practically unheard of, this photoshoot of hers sure will be something to talk about. The French lingerie line Agent Provocateur decided to go old-school for their new campaign; they may have went old school, but they went and did it right — especially with bombshell Mylène Jampanoï as their model. The lingerie line modeled their photoshoot set after 1970′s editions of Playboy. Well, they got one thing right… these photos definitely make a person think SEX!

Courtney Stodden — Ah, yes. And now we have the rotten apple of the bunch. More like putridly decayed though, really. This girl — and that term is used literally — is the biggest skank this side of the nineties. Truly. The big hair is one thing, but the CLEAR HEELS?!?! Really? Many thought that she was just the eccentric music type. You know, like how no one makes fun of Elton John and his crazy suits and glasses… Well… okay, bad example, but you get the gist. Basically, if they have amazing voices then it’s okay for them to be a little weird. Well, this chick does NOT have an amazing voice. Hell, she doesn’t even have a quasi-decent voice. Check the video out below… You’ll see.