The Daily Fix-ation for 1/25/12
Welcome, welcome — to the Daily Fix-ation, the one stop shop for your daily fix of celeb gossip and pictures of pure hotness… and one that’s not so hot, of course.
Irina Shayk — Wow… this is one Russian I wouldn’t mind having as my bride… and I’m a woman! But, the point is — this chick is pure hotness with a side of bangably gorgeous! A few weeks ago, The Daily Fix was able to bring you the first few pictures of Irina’s Esquire mag shoot. But, now… we’ve got them all, and they are quite the naughty little line up.
Luisana Lopilato — Yes, it’s true. Michael Buble is one lucky, lucky man! But, it’s not only Michael that’s lucky — Ultimo, the lingerie line that Luisana models for, has shot up in sales by 37% since signing her. Not surprising. Michelle Mone, CEO of Ultimo had this to say about the bombshell model and actress, ‘Signing Michael Buble’s wife Luisana is one of our biggest international stars and the response we have had has been phenomenal.’ Um, duh!!! The woman’s gorgeous! Plus, the school girl thing she’s got going on in these pics is a very yummy treat, indeed…
Cameron Diaz — Ah, yes… And here’s the rotten one of the bunch. It’s a mystery how Cameron’s looks can yo-yo up and down so radically. One week she’s stunning and natural in a gray bikini and then the next she looks matronly and plastic as hell. The… ‘taut’… skin she was sporting as she flitted about Paris in their Couture Fashion Week was suspicious, to say the least. Why don’t women just age gracefully as nature intended? Why do they go and get needles in their friggin’ face just to try to make themselves look younger when all it really does is make them look like plastic fish?! Not sure why Cameron looks like a fish, but that’s the animal that comes to mind. With that hair all stickin’ up like a fin and the unnaturally big eyes… What do you think? Is she more of a fish or a duck… or maybe a horse? Let me know what you think!!!