The Good, The Bad, and The Fugly — 1/9/12

Hello there and Happy Monday, my fellow Fixers! I’ve got some good, bad, and fuuuugly girls for you today! Let’s get to it!

The Good — Irina Shayk’s name has been coming up quite a bit here on The Daily Fix. Why? Because she’s downright spankable, that’s why! This is one lingerie model that has my vote, unlike some I posted on the Lingerie Edition of The Good, The Bad, and The Fugly. One Russian beauty plus some Italian lingerie equals one bangable broad!!! I look forward to seeing more of Irina Shayk… and I mean that literally.

The Bad — Sorry 90210 fans, but AnnaLynne McCord is ugly. Period, pointblank. I have no clue why she was cast on the show, or how she landed such a studmuffin of a man, because her pretty meter is on EMPTY! I’m not trying to be a hater, because I know a lot of guys dig this chick; But, I guess I just have a type, and skin and bones just ain’t it! But the reason for the pic above is actually quite funny. Apparently, a female fan that she doesn’t even follow asked the quasi-actress for a pic on Twitter, so AnnaLynne went into her bathroom, stripped down, took a picture, and then posted it on Twitter with the message ‘This is for you @meganraee You rock! Xxx A’ for the girl. Hmm… interesting. And, not only were her disgusting tendons in sharp display, but – whoopsie — her nipple was also showing! She soon figured out that it had not only gone to her entire Twitter audience, but that she had made a Dean McDermott oopsie-daisy. So, today’s Bad goes to AnnaLynne McCord for her stupid mistake and ugly-ass tendons! Ugh…

The Fugly — Is seventeen year old Courtney Stodden considered a legal adult now that she’s married to that 51 year old skeeze? If so, does that make it okay for me to call her a fugly whore? Hmm… oh, well, I’m gonna do it anyway. This bitch is a fugly whore! Now, I normally make it a habit to blame the parents of such teens, but I’m starting to really dislike this chick. This is just gross; this whole situation is gross! Like, is she so stupid to believe that if she got with the asshole guard on Green Mile that pissed himself that all her little friends would think that was ‘Like, totally awesome?’ Seriously. It’s not like this guy is Brad Pitt or even Mel Gibson or Harrison Ford. He’s not even an ATTRACTIVE old guy!!! Plus, I’m beginning to think that she’s just as much – if not more of — a skeeze than her raunchy ass husband, Doug Hutchison. She needs to go back to the early nineties where her outfits belong, because her clothes, her husband, her smile, and she herself are FUGLY, FUGLY, FUGLY!!!