Lingerie Model Edition of The Good, The Bad, and The Fugly!!! 1/8/12

Welcome to the Lingerie edition of The Good, The Bad, and The Fugly!!! Why would I do a lingerie edition, you ask? Because, even though the modeling world may have deemed these chicks sexy… I haven’t. So, I’m here to give you the best, the worst, and the fucking ugliest of today’s lingerie models and pics!!!

The Good — Jessica-Jane Clement… this is one foxy bitch! Our Spank Bank friend Zach knew this too when he put her on the front of The Spank Bank only two days ago. But, more pics have been released since then. Yummy outtakes, it seems. Gotta love those outtakes. Jessica-Jane simply cannot be topped; from the tatted arm to the fake boobs to the curvy hips to the dark hair… this is one bangable lingerie model! So, Jessica-Jane Clement, you win today’s Lingerie Edition Good, for being one girl I wouldn’t hesitate to invite back to my house on a drunken Saturday night!!!

The Bad — Yes, I’m sure many of you are shaking your heads, going, ‘What’s wrong with Kel today? This girl’s got a body!’ Yes, Nina Agdal does have a body… and one fucked up face to go with it! She may have a gorgeous rack and an even better ass, but her face is straight JACKED! She’s got this Leno chin thing goin’ on that is simply horrid, and her grill is all types a’fucked up! Yeah, if I didn’t have one worse, little Miss Agdal would’ve landed her ass on the Fugly list. Lucky for her, I do have one worse…

The Fugly — Okay… this is just stupid. Not only is the entire SoHo ‘food themed’ photo shoot simply ridiculous, but it’s demeaning… and the bitch is ugly as hell! I could go on about the feminist implications of this disgusting shoot… and I reeeeeeally want to, but I’m gonna take another avenue. There seems to be two very different sides to this shoot — one is what seems to be a naked bitch in the 19th century who’s cooking in her little cottage. Yes… like that every really happened. Women didn’t even show their KNEES then, but they really had some skinny naked bitch in a bonnet pealing potatoes… Yeeeeah. Then, the other side of this photo shoot seems to show this chick as a piece of meat… literally. One shot even shows some nasty old man sharpening a knife behind her as she lays on a butcher’s table. BUT! That’s not enough to get her on the Fugly list, so why is she there? Because, did you see that bitch’s left nipple?!?!?! Eww!!! It’s like four inches from where it’s supposed to be and they both point outward! It is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen on a model! I’m a woman, okay? I understand that no boob is created equal. But, either airbrush that shit out or choose another hoe, because that bitch’s nipple is straight FUGLY!!!