Kate Upton Adds to Skullcandy Crew!
Kate Upton has been selling her body for Skullcandy since March, but now Skullcandy is adding three more hot supermodels to their extremely successful “put headphones on hot half naked girls” campaign. The three lucky models are, Chrissy Teigen, Jessica Stam and Chanel Iman.
All of the lucky ladies will get to create customize aviator headphones and will be featured in the brand’s Model Mondays for the entire month of September. We’re not sure what exactly will happen on “Model Mondays” but we’re sure it will make those dreadful Monday mornings a little easier to get through. The people at Skullcandy clearly understand the power of hot women.
You could take a picture of a bikini-clad Kate Upton holding a rotten banana, and guys everywhere would be like, “You know, I could go for a rotten banana right about now.” It’s just how simple guys really are! We like food, women and making fart noises with our armpits; we’re really not all that complicated. Why do you think guys get married? It’s not because the thought of being with one woman the rest of our life excites us, it’s because we know we need someone to take care of us!
Why do you think we get down on one knee when we ask? We’re begging you to say yes!