The Spank Bank for 12/26/11
The Spank Bank is back! I apologize for the little Christmas prank yesterday, but you shouldn’t be adding to your Spank Bank on Christmas! However, Christmas is over and it’s time to start looking at some babes again.
Kimora Lee Simmons: Apparently she is a reality star, mother of three and CEO of a fashion empire. Who knew? Not me, but here she is on a beach in Miami showing off her still sexy body. I think she should retire the belly button ring, though.
Chloe Sims: Here is Chloe Sims wanting you to remember that she has really huge breasts. It’s a good thing she has big boobs because she isn’t getting anywhere with her face alone.
Bar Refaeli: We all should know who she is by now and we should all know that she is incredibly beautiful. She was nice enough to show us a picture of her chilling in a bikini in Brazil. I’ve never wanted to be a straw so bad in my life.
Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Tisdale: They were hanging out after doing some Yoga or something. Vanessa is one of my favorites because she still looks hot, even without trying. She looks like a complete mess, but you’d still want to put your mop in her bucket.
Katy Perry: Yay! I love looking at Katy Perry’s boobs. They look so comfortable, like you could just lay on them forever. She should come out with a pillow line, it’d be a mold of her breasts stuffed with feathers. I’d buy 50 of them.