Rave: Bikini Season

Okay, well, it’s not really bikini season. But, what it is, is the season for models to be in bikinis, and that’s even better than bikini season itself, isn’t it? You know, when it’s brick-squad cold outside, but there’s ads everywhere for bikinis? Yep, there’s nothing better than kickin’ back in front of a fireplace with a cup of hot joe and a tube of Vaseline in front of the computer lookin’ at sexy models trying to sell bikinis that are way too small… Yup, nothin’ better.

And, one of these models that are almost too good at their job is the incomparable Kate Upton. Could this girl be any more bangable? Mmm, no, think not.Modeling for Deep Blue’s Spring 2012 collection, Kate is truly Vaseline worthy… sorry, that was bad. But, hey, it’s the truth.

Next up is the Ukrainian ballroom dancer Karina Smirnoff… Mmm, makes me think of belly shots. What about you? Anyway, back on subject, the Dancing with the Stars dancer Karina certainly gave us a show as she frolicked her tight little dancers body down the beaches of Hawaii.

Monique Weingart, another unbelievably bangable babe, was a contestant on the sixteenth cycle of America’s Next Top Model. She may have been eliminated from the show, but she’s still a looker.

And last but not least is Brittany Barbour, a Playboy hottie who decided to, unfortunately, put some clothes on — a bikini, to be exact — for our viewing pleasure… and indeed, it is a pleasure.

So, until we can get out on the beaches and gawk at real chicks in bikinis, these pictures will have to do. But I must say… it definitely isn’t a hardship…