Sexy or Not: Girls with Bananas

I’m sure I don’t have to explain to you the phallic nature of a banana. They’re long — sometimes thick, sometime not — they’re firm yet soft, they’re… well, you get the point. Put them in the mouth of a hot chick, and they become sustenance of a different kind.

Hell, even an Islamic cleric in Europe banned women from TOUCHING a banana — the sexual resemblance too strong for women to be around it. Now, while that’s just sick, it proves my point. No matter who you are, you simply cannot resist a babe with a banana.

Ladies, you want something from your man? Eat a banana very, veeeeery slowly. He’ll give you whatever you desire — especially if it’s a private trip to the nearest bedroom, bathroom, car, or ‘other.’

Though, that brings another question to mind. While some can see how sucking on a banana is sexy, what about EATING a banana? It’s not like you’d want a girl to literally grub on your… well, you know. Seriously, is it sexy for a girl to BITE a banana? I suppose some guys are into that, but we’re finding that even men who aren’t into pain dig the visual of women eating bananas. But, what about you? Are girls with bananas sexy… or not?

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