Why Do Women Always… Change Their Hair Color?

Welcome to the new segment ‘Why Do Women Always…’ where I will help you to understand why women do the crazy and sometimes, seemingly insane, things they do. If you have any ideas for this segment because that special lady is always driving you out of your mind with something that they do or say, let me know! And, without further ado, here is Why Do Women Always… Change Their Hair Color?

To all the men out there, listen up — you are about to get a crash course into the female mind! We women have this thing called indecisiveness that — when paired with our individuality — tends to overrule common sense and makes us do things to ourselves that we may later regret. Case in point: Rhianna’s new bleach blond hairdo.

Now, while men can go years or even decades staring at the same old thing in the mirror, women cannot. The time frame differs for every woman — it may be two weeks, it may be two years — but, without fail, we get sick of looking at the same hairstyle in the mirror and feel the compelling need to completely revamp our look. So, when your girlfriend/wife/fuck buddy shows up one day with short black hair when she had long, beautiful blonde locks… yeah, that’s why — she got sick of staring at herself in the mirror.

And Rihanna, celeb or not, seems to be suffering from the same ailment that every other modern woman does. But, for those of you who are avid fans of Rihanna’s dark curls, worry naught. Because it is inevitable that they will return to their dark and curly glory soon. She is a woman after all…