Mad Men Goddess Christina Hendricks had a little chat with Harper’s Bazaar yesterday after shooting the cover with them. According to her, everyone wants a piece of her gigantic ginger mounds, be it little boys, little girls, grandpas, or your lesbian auntie Jane.
Christina had this to say about every single organic creature on Earth wanting to motorboat them big ol’ titties:
“Women hit on me,” she chuckles. “My husband thinks it’s so odd that so many women hit on me.” Gay men too. “They say to me, ‘Well, I’m not straight, but if I was…’ I think it’s so flattering.”
And this about her finger:
“When the attention started to become about my figure, I was surprised, because it wasn’t something I was focused on. And then it became very positive, and people were saying very nice things.”
And finally this about fat women pretending not to be fat:
A fan approached her and said, “Excuse me, I just want to tell you that I watch your show, and you make me feel better about myself. I am a curvy woman and you’ve made me feel sexy and beautiful.’ I got teary eyed.”
Once again, I’m contractually obligated to note that I would drown all of you in a public toilet for a night with this woman. That is all.