Harrison Ford High

Harrison Ford showed up last night on Conan in a state that can only be described as being high as shit. There is quite possibly no other explanation than drugs for whatever crazy state he was, well I guess he could have picked up a late-in-life case of Autism, but that is stretching it. Clearly Solo was just smoking something.

The good thing is this is a HUGE improvement for Ford, who is usually one of the grumpiest, most condescending talk show guests I’ve ever seen. If it weren’t for the sheer magnitude of his star power, he’d never get invited onto any show. He clearly he should wipe out on Valium more often.

Conan also tried to get him to hint at a fifth installment of Indiana Jones. Which I don’t really see happening unless there will always be portable defibrillators at hand to start up his heart again when a scene requires intensive action such as crouching or bending over to check out a treasure chest.

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