helena-mattsson-cleave-iron-1man-33We hear that Iron Man 2 is a major disappointment. There’s too much noise, confusion, multiple villains, irrelevant stunts and multiple misguided story lines. Downey’s Stark is now borderline psychotic and the CGI effects are too many and at the end, too annoying. But hey, the movie’s full of pretty people with great legs (pull your pants up Mickey Rourke, we weren’t talking about you). Oh, and of course, there’s Helena Mattsson (the Russian gold digger in Desperate Housewives) with her nipple slip. Who isn’t even in the movie. But who cares? Like we’ll watch Iron Man 2 for Tony Stark’s mental conflicts and not the multiple scenes in which Scarlett Johansson’s Black Widow breasticles plot schemes against the good guys…or fight off a tiny bra.  Jon Favreau, you’re the best!

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