You know how the rest of us have to hold out a coupon (well, at least the retirees or cheapskates) or a store loyalty card to get a discount on the products we’re buying? Well, Jaime Pressly is a lot smarter, because she has her own loyalty card implanted in her breasts, and whenever she needs it she just bends down and scans it. That’s why she was seen going into a liquor store with her pink bikini…it facilitates the scanning process, no tedious stripping needed. We are told this particular store did not have a scanner, just the old fashioned register so the teller demanded proof of identity…Jaime obliged and flashed him her left nipple (she tapes her driver’s license on it).

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