Finally! It took a fashion gala to convince Jessica Biel to drop the act and come out as the person everyone knew and had intimate bathroom moments with: gorgeous with layers and layers of sex appeal (kinda like an onion but without the stinging). Unfortunately her boyfriend, who has serious insecurities about his non-existent chest hair, thought the bespeckled geek look would make him man enough to stand next to her (how about some testosterone injections instead…we hear they also do wonders for your voice). Jessica and Justin were attending the Model as Muse Embodying Fashion Costume Institute Gala in New York City.


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