Jersey Shore star JWoww was offered $400,000 to strip for Playboy, but she has decided not to collect that paycheck. “I am not going to do Playboy in the near future,” she told Ryan Seacrest on his KIIS-FM radio show Wednesday. “There is a better opportunity out there, which everybody will probably see soon.”

I hope that better offer is  to have her gigantic bazooms hooked up to a milking machine to sell her dairy products to kinky foreign billionaires. Or Hustler… that would be sweet too.

JWoww then went on to say she and Snooki were planning on moving in together, so obviously the two must be getting a TV spin-off which raises an interesting question: What in the hell could posing for Playboy possibly hurt?

If anything it’s a slap in the face for Playboy. When you can’t get a two-bit skank like THIS to show her tits for nearly a half a million green ones, then it’s pretty obvious that things are going the wrong way.

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7 thoughts on “JWoww Turned Down a $400,000 Playboy Offer

  1. anon says:

    I dont really feel one way or the other about jersey shore or her but isn’t calling a woman turning down a lot of money to pose in a major mag a 2 bit skank of stupid?

  2. James says:

    You can be a skank and not pose in playboy. Look at Courtney Love. Or any of the other numerous skanks out there who love to be whores but still dont want to show their vagina to their uncle.


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