Jersey Shore star JWoww was offered $400,000 to strip for Playboy, but she has decided not to collect that paycheck. “I am not going to do Playboy in the near future,” she told Ryan Seacrest on his KIIS-FM radio show Wednesday. “There is a better opportunity out there, which everybody will probably see soon.”
I hope that better offer is to have her gigantic bazooms hooked up to a milking machine to sell her dairy products to kinky foreign billionaires. Or Hustler… that would be sweet too.
JWoww then went on to say she and Snooki were planning on moving in together, so obviously the two must be getting a TV spin-off which raises an interesting question: What in the hell could posing for Playboy possibly hurt?
If anything it’s a slap in the face for Playboy. When you can’t get a two-bit skank like THIS to show her tits for nearly a half a million green ones, then it’s pretty obvious that things are going the wrong way.