Sounds too good to be true, doesn’t it? Well, it’s not. It turns out that Kate Beckinsale is not only insanely beautiful; she also has a great sense of humor. Just read the hilarious story below, brought to you by Contact Music:

 

Kate Beckinsale once forced her mother to “dump” a large rubber penis at a Montreal, Canada airport after a saucy prank went awry. Beckinsale explains:

“We’d sort of had a little bit of an argument and she was leaving… and my make-up artist had given me… for Easter – I don’t know why – this enormous penis… a rubber one… it was quite wobbly… It was definitely decorative… It wasn’t functional. I kept on stashing it in my trailer… and I thought, ‘I’m just gonna put it in her hand luggage when she goes to the airport and maybe that’ll somehow cheer us up,’ so I did that.

“I was gonna let it get to that point but my make-up artist was so horrified that I’d done it… I had to call her up and say, ‘Look, I’m really sorry, but just look in your bag.’ She went, ‘Oh my God, Kate, I can’t believe you’ve done it…. What am I going to do with it?’ I think she had to somehow… dump it at the airport… She said she dumped it.”

That might be the most amazing story, ever. You would think with her being a popular, sexy celebrity that she would be stuck-up and would have a horrible sense of humor. It turns out she is like the female version of Seth Rogen. Who else would stuff a large dildo into their mother’s luggage? I just wonder if anyone found this dildo at the airport, can you imagine that? Someone might be holding a dildo touched by the magic hands of Kate Beckinsale.

Some lesbian is really happy right now.

Zachary is an aspiring writer and an avid cereal eater. He has published articles on pretty much everything in his short writing career, and prides himself on not being limited to any one category. His number one goal is a simple one: to entertain. He loves feedback...trust me I know him. :)

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