Kathy Griffin has just published her memoirs, which gave us the excuse to go fishing for her high school yearbook pictures. And oh my God, had she not had a nose job, two liposuctions, collagen injections in her lips, fat injections on her cheeks, a facelift, botox and Lord knows what else, she would have been twinsies with Bill Maher! Instead she now looks like something that has the magic power to make my penis run back into the safety of my pelvis like a porcupine who just got high and wait it out behind one of my kidneys until the monster is gone. Isn’t plastic surgery a beautiful thing?

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