Kelly Ripa, acting much like the shemalé that she is, was walking around NYC with some stiff morning wood-pokies. A glimpse of her tiny talk show nipples makes us forget how mind-bogglingly annoying that bitch is. Honest to God, you can’t say that if you were stuck in a room with a shotgun and Kelly Ripa, you wouldn’t pump its gun powdery load right into her face.
On the bright side, you can see the outline of her 32AA boobs. It might make you feel like you’re looking at a 12 year old boy, but it’s okay, roll with it. We won’t tell.