Kris Humphries has apparently realized that he married the golden standard for famewhores but with the added disadvantage of a giant ass and he’s quickly reverting to what any other sensible guy would do under these circumstances: have sex with as many women as possible. Or at the very least refuse to be part of their 10 different reality shows. We’re pretty sure it’s the second one that had Kim running to a divorce lawyer. “What do you mean like he’s refusing to have sex with me like in front of a camera crew!! But that’s how money is made, isn’t it? I demand a divorce! And $1m to turn it into a one hour special.”

Via the  DailyMail:

A source close to the Kardashian camp has told MailOnline that Kim’s team at William Morris Endeavor Entertainment is not representing the 26-year-old anymore and says there are no plans to feature the couple together on a reality show.

This news gives further weight to reports that the couple are headed for a divorce.

A source close to the couple has told MailOnline: ‘I don’t know when they’ll announce the split or why they got married in the first place but they are done.’

They are divorcing. They haven’t been together for a month and while Kim has been staying in New York she has been staying in a hotel room which Kris has failed to visit.’Star magazine which recently broke the news of Demi Moore’s marriage woes has reported that Kim may have already consulted a ‘top divorce lawyer’.The magazine claims that Humphries has been spotted partying in both Miami and New York without Kim, getting flirty with multiple women and ‘acting like a single man.’

While U.S. magazine Life & Style alleges that on a recent trip to Toronto, Humphries contacted his ex-girlfriend, Bianka Kamber. The magazine also spoke to a “Kourtney & Kim Take New York” producer who said: ‘Kim’s mapping out 2012, including holidays, and Kris isn’t a part of it. Any itineraries for the future don’t include Kris very much.’

A spokesperson for the couple was unavailable for comment earlier today.

However, the pair tried to put a brave face on the reports and dined out with Kim’s sister Kourtney and her boyfriend Scott at Hurricane Club in New York last night.

But while the eldest Kardashian sister and her boyfriend were seen firmly holding hands Kim and Kris were not so tactile and appeared glum as they arrived at the eatery.

Yet despite the claims their marriage is over Kim,30, was still wearing her huge rock of an engagement ring and the basketball star was also wearing his wedding ring, even though he has been seen without in regularly in recent weeks.

The pair were seen leaving the restaurant holding hands, their left hands, with their wedding rings on display for photographers.

Kim and Kris, who married in a lavish wedding in August have spent considerable time apart since becoming man and wife owing to Kim’s hectic schedule.

Despite Kris currently having considerable free time on his hands thanks to the NBA lock-out, he didn’t accompany his wife to Dubai, with Kim heading to the United Arab Emirates with her mother Kris instead.

Last night the basketball star failed to accompany his wife on the red carpet toe Game Changers Gala at Skylight SoHo in Manhattan.

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