Kim Kardashian is dead

At the begging of this month, Twitter attention whores such as Kim Kardashian, Justin Timberlake, Lady Gaga, Ryan Seacrest and a few others utterly misjudged their popularity and “died” on Twitter and Facebook, vowing not to post their random thoughts until they raised 1 million dollars for the Keep a Child Alive AIDS campaign. Well the campaign didn’t turn out exactly how they wanted since it took far too long for them to raise the money, so when they hit around the $450,000 mark they persuaded a wealthy savior to give them $500,000 so they could get back to verbally puking out their 12 word thoughts.

New York Post reports:

Celebrities were so frustrated with the time it took to raise $1 million for’s “Digital Death” campaign, they persuaded billionaire pharmaceutical executive Stewart Rahr donated $500,000 yesterday to meet the $1 million goal.

Stars including Kim Kardashian, who can earn about $10,000 a tweet, started getting itchy fingers.

Jeez, who would have thought that 9 to 15 year old girls aren’t a very charitable demographic. I’m shocked. And why would I want to donate to a charity when the consequences would be these tards back to tweeting about their favorite hair conditioner that they get paid 5 grand to post about.

I would however go all necrophilic on kim’s corpse.

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