Kim Kardashian has been in Sydney, Australia since Saturday promoting the launch of the new Motoblur phone for local phone company Optus. As the ambassador of the brand, Kim had to work really hard to promote it, almost to the point of exhaustion. An implanted boob spill here and there, sipping champagne on board a yacht in her uncomfortable spanx, allowing paparazzi to photograph her giant ass because the Aussies wouldn’t foot the bill needed to pay them off. Seriously, we want that job (and believe you us, you can easily build a bridge AND an airport along our ass crack too). Oh, wait. Dammit, we would have to get peed on by a black guy first and that’s just not happening. Hmmm….could a white guy with bronzer do??